Chris Pratt’s Star Wars is Jurassic Park, Apparently Hasn’t Seen Star Wars
I kid, I kid. Mostly. Sir, I am the sort of person who corrects people on which movie took place on Isla Nublar and which movies featured Isla Sorna. But Star Wars is my Star Wars, and Jurassic Park...
View ArticleThings We Saw Today: Yoda Baby
Yoda. Baby. (via Fashionably Geek) Watch Jimmy Fallon Bask In The Joy Of Yet Another “Full House” Reunion (via The Frisky) The You’ve Got Mail Website From 1998 Is Still Up And Wow The Internet Was...
View ArticleHow to Make Tiny Dinosaurs Eat an Actor Alive
You know this would have been a lot easier if they’d just covered the guy in peanut butter. Dinosaurs love peanut butter. Are you following The Mary Sue on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Pinterest, &...
View ArticleThings We Saw Today: Gender-Bent Ice King From Adventure Time
This great gender-swapped Ice King/Queen from Adventure Time by Kida-Takashi is pretty fabulous although a little scary. (via Fashionably Geek) John Scalzi‘s award-winning novel Redshirts is getting...
View ArticleStop What You Are Doing And Behold This Beautiful, Geeky Art Show
Enable JavaScript to check out our fancy slideshow. 1.NCC-1701 By Meghan Stratman 2.Archaeology Is Our Religion By Nicole Gustafsson 3.There and Back Again By Meghan Stratman 4.Sound of Ultimate...
View ArticleSomeone Turned Jeff Goldblum’s Jurassic Park Laugh Into a Song, And It is...
Thank you, Soundcloud user Flipshot, for your your musical remix of Jeff Golblum‘s iconically weird Jurassic Park laugh. It has done more to wake me up than coffee ever could. If “Hahahrawrrahaha” is...
View ArticleMonday Cute: Jurassic Park‘s Infamous Kitchen Scene as It Was Always Meant to Be
According to movie legend, when stop motion animator Phil Tippett saw how well cats could replicate the movements of dinosaurs for film, he exclaimed “I’ve just become extinct.” Steven Spielberg loved...
View ArticleYour Regular Reminder That Jurassic World is a Real Thing, Now With BD Wong
Jurassic World has been talking about its casting and characters a lot this week. Specifically, about which familiar faces we can expect to return. Colin Trevorrow has, understandably, been fielding a...
View ArticleVacation Plans Set: Jurassic World Needs Extras for Louisiana Shoot All...
Seriously, I’m buying my tickets now. The Times-Picayune of Greater New Orleans is reporting that the production of Jurassic World is holding open casting calls for thousands of paid extras in the New...
View ArticleJurassic World Adds Three More Women to Its Cast
Cast members of Archer, Merlin, and Orange is the New Black have signed up to be chased by dinosaurs, increasing the number of actresses officially cast in the new film by three hundred percent. Yes,...
View ArticleJurassic World Gets Sequels, Plot Hints, Real Dinosaurs, and First Pictures
I’m sorry to disappoint you, but when I said “real dinosaurs” I meant “animatronic dinosaurs,” but “real” fits into a headline much better. In an interview with Empire, director Colin Trevorrow has...
View ArticleMondo Does The Jurassic Park Motion Picture Soundtrack On Beautiful Vinyl
Enable JavaScript to check out our fancy slideshow. 1.Mondo Jurassic Park Vinyl 2.Mondo Jurassic Park Vinyl 3.Mondo Jurassic Park Vinyl 4.Mondo Jurassic Park Vinyl 5.Mondo Jurassic Park Vinyl 6.Mondo...
View ArticleThese Pop Culture-Inspired Fashion Designs Are Simply Fabulous, Darling
Enable JavaScript to check out our fancy slideshow. 1.Sailor Moon Deco 2.HB & Babe Sapien 3.JP Collection: Arnold 4.JP Collection: REX 5.OUTATIME Collection [View All on One Page] Fashion is not...
View ArticleRumor: Chris Pratt Trains Dinosaurs Like Pokémon in Jurassic World, and Other...
Sometimes we bring you rumors because they stand a chance of being true. Sometimes we bring you rumors to point out the likelihood of them being false. And sometimes we bring you rumors because you...
View ArticleHold Onto Your Butts, More Jurassic Park Props on eBay - Reassembling...
People of Earth, on Monday we told you that childhood dreams were coming true and the raptor cage from Jurassic Park was available to the highest bidder on eBay. Obviously, God is continuing to smile...
View ArticleHere’s A Song Made From Jeff Goldblum’s Weird And Beautiful Laugh In Jurassic...
To mitigate your devastation over the fact that Jeff Goldblum won’t be in the next Jurassic Park, we suggest you play “Hahahrawrrahaha” on repeat. It’s a sweet jam made by FLIPSH0T using Goldblum’s...
View ArticleJurassic Systems Is The Samuel L Jackson Roleplay Website You’ve Been Waiting...
The hacking scene from Jurassic Park stands out surprisingly well in a movie full of other memorable things, like dinosaur poop and Jeff Goldblum. Now thanks to the delightful Jurassic Systems...
View ArticleBut What If We Replaced Jurassic Park’s Velociraptors With Cats? - Clever girl.
Jurassic Park is a great movie, but it’s not without its problems. One of those problems, of course, is a lack of cats. Don’t worry, the Internet is here to fix that oversight, and now, thanks to We...
View ArticleJurassic Park Without CGI Is Still Surprisingly Great [Video] - This makes...
What would Jurassic Park look like if it was made pre-CGI and for a budget of less than thirty dollars? Pretty awesome/hilarious, if this video from Michael T. Mann is any indication. His creative...
View ArticleThe Jurassic World Director Finally Gave Us All the Truth Behind the Leaked...
Colin Trevorrow, director of the upcoming Jurassic World, was forced into damage control mode when leaked plot details got us all excited about Chris Pratt as a dino-Pokémon trainer. The movie is...
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